Chocolate humor including memes, comics, puns, and everything chocolate funny.
You want the best cake. The moistest cake. The healthiest cake. I get that. I really do. Bring out the chocolate flavor with a dash of espresso powder? Sure. I can handle that. How about adding a dollop of sour cream? Maybe. Make it moister with mayonnaise? That's where things cross the line for me.… Continue reading You put WHAT in my chocolate cake?
...you name your pets after chocolate treats. Have you ever named a pet after a favorite food? Please share in the comment section below.
Dear Cupid, Those Valentine Roses are Going to Cost You... Nope, the price of roses hasn’t risen this year. They will cost you the same astronomical inflated dollars they always have. You see, it’s not the damage to your wallet we’re talking about here, it’s the potential damage to your relationship. Those flowers… Continue reading This Valentine’s Day Ditch the Flowers, Buy Her Chocolate
If you're anything like me, eating healthy can be a challenge. In this world, it seems like there are tasty morsels around every corner. Tempting us. Taunting us. And ready to lure us in. You can't turn on the television, drive down the road, read a magazine, or even go to work, without the temptation… Continue reading Confessions of a Chocoholic- at Work
Chocoholics have every day struggles. Believe it or not, even a simple trip to the movie theater can have its challenges. You spend your paycheck at concession counter. You find a comfortable seat, but need to get your snacks organized. During the previews, you politely nibble on your popcorn, and… Continue reading Confessions of a Chocoholic-at the Movies
Acceptance. Perhaps I've been eating a tad too much. Procrastination. I'm starting my diet... right after I finish these chocolate chip cookies. ( I wouldn't want to be tempted by them later.) False Confidence. Diet? I got this. It will be fun. Concern. This diet is doing weird, horrible things to my stomach. Denial. When… Continue reading 13 Stages of a Chocoholic’s Diet
Every chocoholic knows that the best day to buy chocolate is the day after Valentine's Day. But, here's some advice. Don't fill your cart with empty calories of chocolate flavored wax. This is the time to splurge. Go for the good stuff. The name brand. The organic. The imported. The glitzy packages of goodness you've… Continue reading The Day After
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