Chocolate Humor

You put WHAT in my chocolate cake?

You want the best cake. The moistest cake. The healthiest cake. I get that. I really do. Bring out the chocolate flavor with a dash of espresso powder? Sure. I can handle that. How about adding a dollop of sour cream? Maybe. Make it moister with mayonnaise? That's where things cross the line for me.… Continue reading You put WHAT in my chocolate cake?

Chocolate Humor

13 Stages of a Chocoholic’s Diet

Acceptance. Perhaps I've been eating a tad too much. Procrastination. I'm starting my diet... right after I finish these chocolate chip cookies. ( I wouldn't want to be tempted by them later.) False Confidence. Diet? I got this. It will be fun. Concern. This diet is doing weird, horrible things to my stomach. Denial. When… Continue reading 13 Stages of a Chocoholic’s Diet